A Day Without Wine Is Like...Oh Nevermind.
A Donut Is Just A Gay Bagel.
All You Need is Love and a Cat...and Wine.
All You Need Is Love And A Dog. And Wine.
All You Need is Love and a Rescue Dog.
Awesome dipped in awesome, covered with bitch sprinkles. C'est Moi!
Bacon - the Main Reason I am Not a Vegetarian.
Be The Reason Someone Smiles Today.
Brunch Without Bubbly Is Just A Sad Breakfast.
Bubbly Is Always The Answer.
Coffee and Wine Are My Life Coaches.
Cute as a Dumpling.- Flower Sack Towel
Darling Just Fucking Own It.
Don't Worry Dishes...Nobody's Doing Me Either.
Dont be a Dick.